Additional Thoughts on Weapons of Mass Destruction

In response to my earlier essay, a friend wrote

Um, has this guy ever read the 5th Amendment of our Constitution?
--EO

I have an alternate theory. I think it is a very clever fundraising strategy. You see, the Bush Administration has spent so much on Iraq and so little in Mississippi that by convincing them that the County is as bad as Iraq, Bush will invade and then Bush will spend lots of money rebuilding. It is not that bad a strategy.