Boss Hogg
It is time to write about Boss Hogg.
Boss Hogg is the head of the Jefferson Davis County. His real name is Henry “Junior” Hernandez. He very well could have been the real life model for Boss Hogg, of Dukes of Hazard fame, but he is fatter, uglier and meaner. He is as Coon Ass as it gets.
Boss Hogg uses a silver cane for walking or whapping. You see, sometimes in meetings Boss Hogg does not like what someone is saying. His response is to take his silver cane and whap it on the table over and over until he has the floor again. That is not the only thing that he likes to do with his cane.
A top guy from the Mississippi Recovery Authority was in the county and introduced himself. Boss Hogg took his cane and ran it all the way up the guys leg to his crotch and said, “Boy, if you want to work in this county you better grow a big pair of these.” Incidentally, that is not the only inappropriate bodily groping that Boss Hogg likes to do.
He is fond of grabbing the rear of men and women. Often, he will plan it ahead of time and say, “I am going goose that bitch.” Ever egalitarian, Boss Hogg is equally inappropriate with both dignitaries and nobodies.
The Governor was giving a speech and Boss Hogg was on the stage. In the middle of the speech, he blew on the back of her neck. When she turned around to see what the hell was going on, Boss Hogg said, “You’re looking mighty fine Kathy, Coach (her husband) must be treating you pretty well.”
Boss Hogg is not just sexist, he is racist too. In response to the Latino workers in town doing rehab, he said, “We don’t serve oyster tacos.” I am not sure if anyone has pointed out to him that his last name is Hernandez.
Oh, Mississippi, it does not get any better than this.
Boss Hogg is the head of the Jefferson Davis County. His real name is Henry “Junior” Hernandez. He very well could have been the real life model for Boss Hogg, of Dukes of Hazard fame, but he is fatter, uglier and meaner. He is as Coon Ass as it gets.
Boss Hogg uses a silver cane for walking or whapping. You see, sometimes in meetings Boss Hogg does not like what someone is saying. His response is to take his silver cane and whap it on the table over and over until he has the floor again. That is not the only thing that he likes to do with his cane.
A top guy from the Mississippi Recovery Authority was in the county and introduced himself. Boss Hogg took his cane and ran it all the way up the guys leg to his crotch and said, “Boy, if you want to work in this county you better grow a big pair of these.” Incidentally, that is not the only inappropriate bodily groping that Boss Hogg likes to do.
He is fond of grabbing the rear of men and women. Often, he will plan it ahead of time and say, “I am going goose that bitch.” Ever egalitarian, Boss Hogg is equally inappropriate with both dignitaries and nobodies.
The Governor was giving a speech and Boss Hogg was on the stage. In the middle of the speech, he blew on the back of her neck. When she turned around to see what the hell was going on, Boss Hogg said, “You’re looking mighty fine Kathy, Coach (her husband) must be treating you pretty well.”
Boss Hogg is not just sexist, he is racist too. In response to the Latino workers in town doing rehab, he said, “We don’t serve oyster tacos.” I am not sure if anyone has pointed out to him that his last name is Hernandez.
Oh, Mississippi, it does not get any better than this.
posted by JNA | 5:57 PM
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