Government speak

My email had been down since they day I arrived. I was told that my account was created on one system and migrated to another. It took a month for it to find its way home. Well, there were over 100 emails waiting for me when I logged on, many marked urgent. At least a dozen were directed to someone who had a similar name. After making my way though all the ones marked urgent I arrived at the sea of memos.
Some had as many accronyms as words
"Cory is our POC for GIS in AFO . "

Others I had to look in the dictionary to see if they applied to me:
"Would you send this out as an “All Hands” for 1603 and 1607.
Annuitants should complete Part A of the form and return to Admin at the JFO for further processing. Please note the 12/28/05 date. Thank you. "

And others that were backwards speak remonicent of Meals Ready to Eat...
"The attached memo please see that ALL STAFF working on FEMA-1603 & 1607-DRs receive a copy of."

The good old government.